Soft words on somber lips

sorcererlance:

shinyjiggly:

yamujiburo:

syn-the-guardian:

joseinextdoor:

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

They’re 15 and 16 last time I checked

Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if we’re looking at radio dramas)

…how come they aged and ash didn’t?

stress from being poor

geethanksmister:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

anyone heading back to school in the US to live on a college campus for the fall semester should uhhhhhhhhhhhh pack light and have a plan to get the hell out of dodge at a moment’s notice

this sounds jokey but i’m dead serious. if you plan on living on a college campus this fall please know that there is no amount of cleaning or “distancing” will keep COVID out of the school. these schools know that they are risking your life and the lives of their faculty by bringing people back on campus but they want your money more than they care if you live. 

think about how unventilated dorm rooms are. think about how you somehow have a cold for 4 months straight at school. think about how fast the flu moves through a dorm. think about how foolish people act at when they’re drunk with friends. all it takes is one get together where 5 people remove their masks to play kings cup and the whole school is fucked. 

you need a plan now. you need to pack light so you can leave quickly if necessary. you need to work out now how you will get home in the event that you need to be off campus immediately. if by some miracle you’re still there by october you can cross that bridge when you come to it. but you need to make a plan now.

As a faculty member, I am currently sitting in an hours-long training literally all about how to switch to online instruction in the (almost inevitable) event that we have to go fully online after opening up. Everyone is pissed.

audaciouslyfickle:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

toastloaf:

tumblr please let me reblog ads

me and the lads getting fancy in the bog

lotus-of-light:

umbrawulf:

spideysbff:

This is the only valid tik tok.

Bro….

dragoneer99:

the companions: we are an honorable legacy of skyrim’s greatest warriors, each of us battle-hardened and loyal to our shield-siblings. We have fought wars and prevailed, our mead hall stands as the oldest structure in skyrim. There is truly no better place for an honorable warrior.

the companions: go punch this guy until he pays off his debt

I just want to curl up into a ball and waste away. Everything is always my fault

danceintheskies:

danceintheskies:

dankmemeuniversity:

wait, one more

pnkemoji:

Glo up lol